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Zombies Coming to Downton

 Julian Fellowes, creator and writer of the popular series Downton Abbey has been under fire recently for the boredom he’s brought to the usual scintillating programing of PBS. Season Four has been lambasted as “a snooze fest” and “a royal bore.” But Fellowes has a plan to kick up the action. “In last week’s episode, …

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Ken Upset By Barbie SI Cover

 His face may be plastic, but that doesn’t mean Barbie doll’s main man, Ken, can’t cry. “I can’t believe she did this to me,” said a visibly distraught Ken as he drank from a bottle of Wild Turkey. “You think you know someone, and she goes and does something like this–– parading herself almost nude …

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Putin Wins Gold Medal

 Rooskie #1, Vladimir Putin, has scored a first for world leaders by snagging the first gold medal at the Sochi Olympic Games. “I defy anyone to find another country’s president who ever won any medal in Olympics history,” said a beaming Putin as he wore his gold medal on his bare chest with erect nipples …

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Punxsutawney Phil Refuses to Show

 Tomorrow is Groundhog Day, and the guest of honor has said he won’t show. Punxsutawney Phil, the famous groundhog who the world watches every February 2nd, has issued a press release stating he won’t cast a shadow (or not) tomorrow morning. “Look, I’m not an idiot,” the marmot’s release states, “I’ve read about all these …

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