Humor

Georgia Passes Law Putting Churches in Gun Stores

 The Georgia state legislature has passed a groundbreaking law requiring all gun stores to offer religious services. Rep. Phil Muffordy of Rome, Georgia explained his thinking behind the law passed today. “We were going to pass a law allowing guns in church, but I thought, why not shoot two birds with one bullet? Let’s just …

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Putin Kills Galifinakis

 In a classic case of misunderstanding, comedian Zach Galifinakis heard that Russian leader Vladimir Putin wanted to appear on his show “Between Two Ferns” because “he wanted to kill.” The chubby comic thought this meant that the top commie wanted to “kill” in the comedy sense of making the audience laugh. Instead, Putin appeared on …

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Cat Engages In Landmark Mouse Talks

 In a historic first, a representative of the powerful feline force has agreed to embark on peace talks with a member of the mice coalition. Gemini, a two-year old mix breed cat, has agreed to discuss a settling of age old disputes with the mice population. “If they come to terms, this could be a …

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Lint Oscars

 Tonight’s the big show in L.A. where Hollywood honors its own, and while The Lint Screen doesn’t have a clue how the statues will be dealt, this is a quick round up of what we (I) liked. Best picture: Philomena. A movie that’s got a great, true story with wonderful performances. Judi Dench can rip …

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