Humor

Monsanto Develops New ‘Seeds of Democracy’

 With crisis raging through Iraq after over a decade of military intervention, a trillion dollars spent and the loss of priceless American lives, it appears “the seeds of democracy” have not taken root. But that’s about to change. Monsanto, the multinational agrochemical and agricultural biotechnology corporation, has announced it has developed “genetically modified seeds of …

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Humor

Trolls Blast Lint Screen’s 500th Post

 This is the 500th post captured on The Lint Screen, the world’s premiere website for tom foolery and the occasional dollop of wisdom under a title associated with the name of a laundry-related object. And the reviews of this post are already less than stellar. “I thought it’d be a hell of a lot better,” …

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Advertising/Marketing

Job Hunters: Pimp Thee Well

 Advertising is supposed to be a creative business, yet most creative people hunting for a job take an unimaginative approach. They don’t create good ads for themselves. I recently came across some of the work I used early in my career and share it now for your enlightenment or amusement. There was a simple reason …

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Humor

“World’s Greatest Dad” Snaps, Loses Title

 Teddy Willspeed was expecting to enjoy a great Father’s Day with his family yesterday. Instead, “The World’s Greatest Dad” revealed himself to be a Class-A Jerk when his son Brian, age 13, served him a lukewarm cup of coffee with his breakfast. “I took a sip of the coffee and told Brian that it was …

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Humor

Congressman Disputes Climate Change

 Rep. Tim Gurgglemin (R-Oklahoma) held a press conference today where he lambasted “Shrill-voiced alarmists squawking about climate change.” The congressman said, “Those people who are voicing concerns about carbon emissions and melting glaciers are like evil parents telling their kids that there’s monsters under the bed and raging maniacs with long, sharp knives hiding in …

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