Humor

An Original Idea In Hollywood?

 Tinsel Town is quiet tonight. Sealed like a vacuum-tight can of cashews. No one’s saying nothing, but the rumors wash this glittery city like waves beating the shore. In and out, in and out, in and out, in and out, in and out, in and out, in and out, in and out, in and out, …

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Humor

El Chapo Headlining Vegas Act

 Officials representing Mexican drug lord Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman have announced the recent prison escapee will be headlining at The Mirage Hotel & Casino on the Las Vegas strip this fall. “El Chapo has proven his amazing skills with magic,” his agent Jimmy “Gimme Gimme” Sandropop told The Lint Screen, “and now he wants to …

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Humor

Greece Settles Its Huge Debt With A Giant Horse

 The EuroZone is rejoicing now that Greece has finally settled its massive debt with the gift of a gigantic horse. “We’re not looking this gift in the mouth,” said Hans Schneblown, the German Finance Minister who heads the Euro-Monetary-Health Fund. “We’re just delighted to get any payment at all from Greece. We had taken to …

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Rants and Raves Reviews

Dinoborus Max

 I fed the beast. Ponied-up some money to see Jurassic World. If you’re one of the 316 people left on the planet who has not seen it, let this serve as a warning. Don’t! It’s a steaming pile of dino dump. All the money and attention is paid in the service of the technology that …

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