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Corona Changing Name to “U.S.A.”

 The beer battles are on! Following the announcement that number one domestic beer Budweiser will be changing its name to “America” on packaging, the number one Mexican beer Corona today unveiled plans to change its name to U.S.A. “We are not going to be out-patriotized by a Belgium-owned brewer,” Corona spokesperson Margarita Diaz told The …

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Kim Jong-un Enters Race For U.S. Presidency

 The Lint Screen has learned that the Supreme Leader of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, Kim Jong-un, has decided to enter the United States Presidential race. “The Glorious One will annihilate the other candidates,” said Dennis Rodman, official spokesperson for the North Korean leader. “The man is a god; he once shot sixteen playing …

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