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Trump’s Legal Team Bolstered

 The president is like an ambulance–– he just naturally attracts lawyers. Today, Sarah Huckabee Sanders told The Lint Screen that Rudy Giuliani, President Trump’s legal mastermind, has gone to the bullpen and hired the respected law firm of Dowee Cheatem & Howe. “The deep state is working overtime,” Sanders said. “Lawsuits keep piling up against our …

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Nation Terrorized by Sex-Starved Singers

  The United States of America is under siege by hedonistic hipsters hellbent on horizontal hard-core hanky-panky! The song “Baby It’s Cold Outside” is a smut-filled anthem promoting pre-marital sinning. Little wonder radio stations across the nation are banning the dirty song before it drives listeners into the fiery lakes of hell and eternal damnation! “‘Baby …

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